I don't think you can pull it off.

This Holiday Season, Remember Who Puts the Mass in Christmass

Get Your Rx Filled This Thanksgiving!

Pillgrims.

*I am aware that thanksgiving was last week.*

wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy did we miss points!?!?

How were you supposed to know this would affect your attitude grade?

Identity Theft: Case # 72218

I hate socks. They're like tightie whities for your feet.

Special thanks to Chi.

factorial

Rock Lobster convoluted with Rock Band equals Rock Lobster Band Factorial. No, wait. That's just an exclaimation point.
Educate Yourself!

FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

(math always wins.)

Turkeys Love Guitar Hero

go on, take a guess.

Mission...

Analogy of The Day

*Fuzz = the insides of torn open pillows*
*Location of Fuzz= all over our house, on my booksack, in my hair, in my sweatshirts, etc.*

I only wish I had a blue camry

Say it after anything anyone says.