Kicking ass and Taking teeth is a work of fiction.
Any similarity between this blog and actual people or events is purely coincidental.

12/22/07

Don't you wish you had my job???

Content has been removed because it might be the smarter thing not to have this on the internet.

There may not be as many drawings for awhile.
I will alert via other websites when I start drawing again.

12/16/07

my love you didn't need to cokes

The morning sun when its in your face really shows your age
But that dont worry me none in my eyes youre everything
I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didnt need to coax
Oh, maggie I couldnt have tried any more
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and thats a pain I can do without
(thank you Rod Stewart)

11/27/07

wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyy did we miss points!?!?

How were you supposed to know this would affect your attitude grade?

11/24/07

factorial



Rock Lobster convoluted with Rock Band equals Rock Lobster Band Factorial. No, wait. That's just an exclaimation point.
Educate Yourself!

FIGHT TO THE DEATH!


(math always wins.)

11/9/07

Analogy of The Day

*Fuzz = the insides of torn open pillows*
*Location of Fuzz= all over our house, on my booksack, in my hair, in my sweatshirts, etc.*

I only wish I had a blue camry

10/20/07

Excerpts from my 2nd Year Seminar


Above: Female Juvenile Swine 25-30 kg
Above: somewhat porous and hydrophillic
Above: Beaker of PBS
Above: Smiling Bacterium
Above: Nurse (not actually used in seminar)
Above: Cell, with protiens spanning the membrane and highly metabolic organelles.
Please notice the rough ER and smooth ER.
Above: Patient in hospital bed (not actually used in seminar)
Above: Pig under inhaled anesthesia, with the left and right carotid arteries and left and right femoral arteries shown.

I didn't get the joke at the time

9/13/07

SPECIAL: 2 entrees and fried rice for $5.99!


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Golden buddha, lucky buddha, sleepy buddha, SnowJesus, grumpy buddha, happy buddha, dopey buddha
Top: sneezy buddha